dang man, this sucks

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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zeldahyrules:

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

Five years at Freddy’s.

planitia:

infinityankle:

littlestbug:

irrevokable:

cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.

MBOW

MWEB

Yeah but can we talk for a second about how the cat’s name is McLovin

gughhbby:

sacrum221b:

My mom has had this cactus for years and this is the first time it’s bloomed.

omg

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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aquato:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

onlyblackgirl:

Darren Wilson’s jury
9 white
3 black

number of votes needed to get him off
9 out of 12

Coincidence….Um no.